WHAT DO YOU MEAN JUNE STARTS IN 2 DAYS IT WAS DECEMBER 2 HOURS AGO
mamma goat is just like.. WTF!??!?
i am crying
BiteLabs grows meat from celebrity tissue samples and uses it to make artisanal salami.
It all starts with your favorite celebrities, and a quick biopsy to obtain tissue samples. Isolating muscle stem cells, we grow celebrity meat in our proprietary bioreactors. In the tradition of Italian cured meats, we dry, age, and spice our product into fine charcuterie.
waitin’ for the bus in the rain in the rain..
what the fuck this is actual cannibalism
There’s a fucking movie about this somewhere.
the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash